Humour will surely save us all.
It is said that joking about the enemy can be a lethal weapon of war. It is Mark Steyn’s approach, and it works well. And so it is with memes, and priceless Babylon Bee stories. The left (for want of a much better term) doesn’t have a sense of humour. And the left’s attempt at comedy generally does not end well. They are just not funny.
Well, there are some great Pfizer memes. If ever an institution deserved censure and more, it is Big Pharma.
One of the recent memes shows a bloke just having gone through his windscreen after a car crash, much the worse for wear. A reporter at the scene addressed the driver – “Was it a Pfizer seat belt, sir?” The driver replies – “yes and thank God I was wearing it”.
The best humour identifies the weak point in an argument and (to mix metaphors) laser-like, skewers it. The vaccinators continue to subscribe to the view that these experimental shots, which have been shown over and over to not stop Covid transmission, illness, hospital admission or death, are still to be defended in the public square and within families. They continue to ignore vaccine deaths and injuries. We still regularly meet or know people who are lining up for their boosters, covering their ears and singing “la la la” when shown the facts. The depth of their investment is truly astonishing.
James Delingpole, discussing with Laura Perrins how we should treat the duped vax class, suggests compassion and not derision. The vaxxed are the real victims here, he suggests, on Pfizer’s watch. They are the ones dying.
It hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for Pfizer.
The CEO, Prince Bourla, was trapped by Rebel News journalists at Davos, and was last seen scurrying away, probably to the nearest Davos pub. Or the nearest Davos prostitute. After elite fascists, the most numerous identity groups in Davos were prostitutes and military police.
To which we can probably add private jet refuelling staff.
Ezra Levant reports:
Well, last week we had our biggest video in our history. We've published, I don't know, 40,000 videos since our little company was born eight years ago. But our three minute walking scrum of Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla was the most popular by far; 20 million views on Twitter alone. Plus it was bootlegged, copied, translated, reposted in innumerable places just because it's so much fun to watch.
You know, it was an opportunistic thing. We saw him on the street. We asked him questions. When it became clear he wouldn't answer, we asked more anyways. People like to see the attempt to the accountability, even if there was no actual accountability. But it wasn't well-planned. It wasn't crafted. In fact, we had about 10 seconds to act when we saw him on the street.
https://www.rebelnews.com/ezra_levant_show_january_27_2023
Then we had the Project Veritas got-ya. Someone got a senior-ish Pfizer employee to admit that Pfizer is in the Covid virus development business as well as the vaccine business. The vaxxers made a limp attempt to suggest that this as no climategate, no smoking gun. But I think they are in shock. It seems to have been genuine. But, Eugyppius suggests, so what? What else would we have expected vaccine manufacturers to do other than to develop new virus strains for which there would be a market demand for their emerging products. One doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I have addressed this elsewhere, wherein I revisit the argument put by (the apparently disgraced but, on this subject, still spot-on) German lawyer Reiner Fuellmich and others that the vaccine was not invented for the virus; rather, the virus was invented for the vaccine. It was, and remains a very plausible hypothesis.
The aforementioned Babylon Bee has its own interpretation:
Pfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus They Created.
They go on:
Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC officials. The new vaccine is reportedly shown to be 90% effective against the COVID variant Pfizer created in their lab.
"First there was the dream, now there is reality," said Pfizer CEO Albert "Dirty Berty" Bourla from his planet-orbiting space fortress. "They said it couldn't be done — that it was unethical — but we showed them!"
He elaborated, "A new variant is scary. That's why we wanted to make sure the vaccine was ready to go right away. We had a lot of experience from causing myocarditis and then treating it, which was a big help."
Pfizer scientists have been working double time to get both products ready for simultaneous release using a process they call "directed evolution."
"First, we create a new virus variant," explained Dr. Dumas, Pfizer's head of bioweaponry. "Then, we get tons of people sick on purpose."
"Ta-da! Directed evolution!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-new-vaccine-virus-combo-pack
It is about right. Life imitates art, they say. It gets worse.
Now Big Pharma is proposing vaccines that can be taken orally. Perhaps there will be a new cocktail offered at the trendier bars. Would you like fries with your digestible, sir? As Roger Watson suggests, perhaps snort it in the gents?
MORE good news on vaccine, folks. First, you may be required to take only one Covid-19 shot per year, and if all goes well you will not even have to do that. You will be able to drink or even inhale your vaccine. No more painful injections, just a quick slurp or a snort and the job’s a good ’un. That’s you safe from the deadly virus for another year.
We could even make it fun. Why not hold Covid-19 vaccine parties? A selection of flavours in shot glasses (they don’t call them shot glasses for no reason) or add your vaccine to a vape and puff away until your immune system is primed.
I glean all this garbage from Global Health Now, the daily newsletter from the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health.
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/drink-it-snort-it-smoke-it-the-vaccine-juggernaut-rumbles-on/
The vaccinators’ business model is brilliant.
Get governments to buy our faulty and dangerous product. Indemnify us. Make everyone take it. Say it will give us back our freedom. Get the boosters going. Sack people who won’t submit to the jab. Get the media on board. And the compromised, fund-seeking academics. And the utterly compromised, narrative protecting public health officials. And the institutions that regular doctors. Get them struck off if they dissent.
We might remember at this time Pfizer’s pretty ordinary record of past criminal indiscretions. Like the $2.3 billion dollar settlement a while back over false claims about its medical treatments.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pfizer-settlement-idUSTRE5813XB20090902
And on it rolls, the vaccine lies and misinformation. All to protect the vaccine class. Even in the face of massive scientific evidence about the jab. But the humour is always a good place to which one can retreat. More than this, it may just be a potent attack weapon, for truth.
Would you buy a seatbelt from Pfizer? No, I didn’t think so.
Paul Collits
29 January 2023
Good points. I am attracted to the viewpoint that the vaccinated are victims. Recognizing that we are all victims of this top down psychological operation and repeated intentional serial abuse is essential. Blaming the victims - either the vaccinated or ourselves - isn’t healthy for anyone. Humor always helps in dealing with fascism. Look at the humor which occurred during and after WW II.